How To Tell If You’re A Reef-a-holic
This seemed like a very suitable list for this blog. I’m not actually the original author, and I’ve seen this list in various forms on numerous saltwater forums, so I don’t even know who the original author is so as to give them credit. I did modify it slightly to suit my own taste. So, without further ado I present the “how to tell if you’re a reef-a-holic” list:
1. You can’t pass your tank with out giving everything a thorough looking over.
2. You try to approx. the growth of your corals on a daily basis.
3. You can’t walk out of the fish store with out spending at least $200.00
4. You will argue about reef lighting with your dying breath.
5. If you see just one coral with its polyps retracted your mind begins to spin (Alk. Calcium, nitrates, phosphates, emergency water change!!!)
6. You will give up vacations, weekend jaunts and so on because you don’t want to leave your reef.
7. When going for a weekend trip you spend 10 minutes telling the babysitter about your kids and 2 hours about your tank.
8. When you have company coming over the first thing you break out is your algae cleaning magnet.
9. The most exiting thing to happen to you in the last 3 years is the purchase of a tricolor Acro.
10. Once you finally get your reef running perfectly and everything is growing, you begin to make plans for your next tank.
11. You feel genuinely sorry and deep sense of grief when one of your snails dies.
12. You feel a great sense of satisfaction when slippery green stuff grows in a Rubbermaid container and you call it a refugium.
13. You will chase the kids around the house chastising them about leaving the lights on… when you actually need your own substation to power your reef.
I hope you got a chuckle out of those as I did, even if some of them hit a little close to home.
Happy Reefing!















